Archive for December, 2011
Jonathan Corbett is one of the funniest guys I know, quick witted and always on point, you will get a full dose as he deals with two of the worst Dream Tweet players yet–Stef and me.
Plus Jesse Ventura has been absent from the Republican primaries and he calls in to let us know why, and threatens to kill half the Republican presidential candidates. Special thanks to the multi-talented James Adomian for providing the voice of Jesse Ventura, it is truly amazing. And special thanks to TV’s Frank Conniff for writing such a hilarious phone call!!
2011 Year in Review!
-First we read from the Ron Paul newsletter! The media is SMEARING Ron Paul by accurately quoting articles from the Ron Paul Newsletter. Have they no shame?
-Chris Christie , the fattest guy in the state, tells workers to tighten their belts. Plus he takes a vacation during a state snow emergency and calls us to complain about it.
-Bill Oreilley doesn’t know why the tide comes in at night and he is very, very loud about it. He is also outraged about our coverage of the Japan Tsunami and calls in to let us know
-ARNOLD Schwartzenegger groped a woman so hard– that IT MADE A BABY! and he calls in to respond to his love child crisis.
-Democratic Strategist Pete D’Aelessnadro fills us in on the IOWA Caucuses and the crazy way to choose a candidate.
-Sarah Palin talks about the real victims of the Gabby Giffords shooting- her and Glenn Beck.
-Henry Phillips treats us to a song about screwing things up!
Jesse Ventura explains why he’s not in the republican debates and threatens to kill MItt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and to take Michelle Backman from behind.
Jesse Ventura calls in to let us know why he’s not running for president, and what he’s doing in Mexico.
Jim Earl reads from his new book “Mourning Remembrances”, funny obituaries of real dead people. Todays show includes the obituaries of Kim Jong Il, the guy who invented Dorito’s and a Manson family member Susan Atkins.
Occupy Santa’s lap: a hilarious sketch about three grown men who go to see santa at the mall and end up taking of their clothes and getting pepper sprayed.
CHristine Odonnel is in the “Oh My God” segment along with Herman Cain and a jackass that blames the Gulf Oil spill on the environmentalists!
This Week we talk about how emotional Jimmy gets when he sees peaceful college students l getting brutalized by police officers. Police officers that are also in a union.
And he gives the UC Davis police department a phone call. Okay, maybe not the smartest move, but it makes for a dramatic show, and we get to hear the phone call!
Lee Camp, hilarious comedian and ballsy Fox News guest, talks with us about talking about stuff in your comedy act, and what its like to call Fox News a sham while actually on Fox News.
Plus Mitt Romney calls in to explain that his $10,000 bet doesn’t mean he’s not a regular person.
And the second installment of “Rip Torn’s Hollywood Drunk Tank”!
Featuring the amazing voices of Mike MacRae .
Rip Torn is back with another “Hollywood Drunk Tank”! He’s pissed off at who is getting a Star on the Hollywood walk of fame this week, and he wants Lindsey Lohann to show a little more skin
Mitt Romney calls in to fix his $10,000 bet gaffe, and let everyone know that he is regular guy who makes $10,000 bets at the drop of a hat.
Moderate Democrat says Liberals don’t know how politics work or how real change happens. We straighten her the fuck out.
TV’s Frank has a Holiday cold and it is pissing off Bill Oreilly , plus lots lots more!
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We’re Back! with a show choc’ full of shit, in a good way.
We Start with a phone call with Herman Cain who is genuinely pissed off when we inform that he can’t keep the money he raises for his campaign, and then keeps Jimmy on the line for no reason what-so- ever.
Christian Finnegan was in town taping a set for Conan so we took advantage and asked him to sit down with us at the KPFK studio’s and tell us all about everything, including the “fracking” that is happening under the his new house, how he found the UCB and discovered he was really a stand-up, how is Conan went, and his stern advice for the talented , and lots more!
In the first episode, Rip bemoans the conviction of Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray for “involuntary manslaughter”, and says we should call it what it is: A Miss Carriage Of Justice!. And Miley Cyrus got caught smoking pot and Rip says we should be thankful that Miley Cyrus is smoking pot to make all the “smart talkin” go away!
All the voices are done by Mike Macrae.