Archive for March, 2012
After his advertisers started jumping ship, Rush stepped up and courageously gave a phony apology, proving the old axiom “No man stands taller than when he insincerely apologizes to stop a money drain”.
He makes the false equivalency of Bill Maher calling Sarah Palin a cunt and Rush Limbaugh attacking a college student for three days. We explain to Howard that when ridicule is aimed at the powerful it is called “Comedy”, when ridicule is aimed at the powerless it is called “Bullying”.
Benjamin Netanyahu calls in to let us know that war with Iran is not up to the United States. Just because America doesn’t want to go to war again in the Middle east, it really doesn’t matter. And if you disagree with BeBe, then you are, of course, and anti-semite!.
Bill Oreilley calls into to defend Rush Limbaugh and impune women everywhere. He tells of how he used to relax with hookers when traveling in asia.
Andrew Breitbart calls in from hell to complain about the inefficiency and laziness of the union bloodsuckers down there.
The hilarious opening song “Oops” was performed by Henry Phillips.
Mitt Romney won Michigan, proving that 3% of the people in his home state like him more than a stranger who is a maniac and against college and contraception. He also has another gaff to fix. After telling poor people that their concerns were not his concerns, and then sharing that the trees in Michigan are all the right height, and that his wife drives a “Couple of Cadilacs” , he now tries to connect with Nascar fans, not by attending a Nascar event, but by telling them he has friends who OWN some Nascar race teams. He is just a brilliant politician.
Foster Friess, Rick Santorum’s bilionaire who is bankrolling his presidential campaign donned a sweater vest and gave quite a speech introducing Rick Santorum at CPAC. I knew he was white, wealthy, and conservative, so it was just a matter of time before he got to the part about him being a victim of discrimination, and Foster did not disappoint!
Rip Torn is at it again in the latest installment of “Rip Torn’s Hollywood Drunk Tank”!. Rip talks about the sad story of actress Sean Young trying to crash the party after the Oscars, slapping a security guard and getting cuffed and arrested. Turns out Sean Young and Rip are old drinking buddies and Rip has some hilarious stories to tell .
Rick Santorum says if you go to college you are a SNOB! And we’ve got the video tape to prove it. The rails came off officially this week for Rick, and it has been a blast to watch. We break down Rick Santorums praise of ignorance and try to figure out just what the fuck is wrong with that guy.
Bill Orielley has had it with us bashing Santorum and he calls in to straighten me out about college and to explain the contradiction of Rick Santorum being a college graduate calling the president a “Snob” for encouraging kids to go to college.