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The Jimmy Dore Show may 25th, 2012

The Jimmy Dore Show may 25, 2012

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This Week

Corey Booker: Worlds worst "Team Player".

Cory Booker : With friends like him, who needs enemies? He can’t figure out what the big deal is: All he did was  volunteer to speak as a surrogate for Pres. Obama’s campaign, and when then went on national  tv and said that Pres. Obama campaign makes him puke. What’s that big deal????

Well, Cory Booker calls in to explain that if you believe  what he said on Meet The Press then you are mistaken. What he really meant to say was the opposite of what he actually said on TV. Its kind of like a really complicated form of Pig Latin– just remember that whenever you hear Cory Booker talking on national TV he is really meaning the opposite of whatever he is saying.

Willard “Mitt” Romney doesn’t want to say the name Geroge Bush, or more precisely, “bush”, and instead refers to Geroge W Bush as Obama’s “Predecessor”, and does it in a way that is unwittingly hilarious.

Mr. Hilarious calls in , proposes outlawing rape!

He calls in and proclaims how happy he is that Cory Booker  stuck a knife in the back of the Obama campaign by defending Bain Capitol.

Ron Paul calls in and it just seems that no matter the topic, Ron Paul can’t help but be unwittingly hilarious about it.  This week Ron talks about the MIssissippi

abortion bill that makes abortions financially inaccessible to poor women. And somehow he makes us laugh about it.

With Franck Conniff, Mike MacRae, Paul Gilmartin, Steve Rosenfield, Robert Yasumura

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The Jimmy Dore Show may 18, 2012

The Jimmy Dore Show may 18, 2012

This Week:

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Jamie Dimon is considered the smartest guy on Wall Street, and he just lost 5 BILLION dollars. He gets paid 23 million a year to lose 5 Billion? I’ll do it for 1/2 that.  So he had to go on Press The Meet to explain that it was just a goof, and not a systemic problem with unregulated banking that is backed up by taxpayer money.

Jamie Dimond loses 5 Billion, gets bonus.

He spews a lot of bullshit with a blue collar accent, but don’t wory, David Gregory was there to ask him all the tough questions.  That last part was a joke.

But Guess what? Jamie was nice enough to take a break from writing his new book “How to make MILLIONS while losing BILLIONS!”, and called in to say stuff that makes us laugh……in a sad kind of way.

Bill OReilley is a no-nonsense  millionaire who is not afraid to publicly shit on the poor , and thereby gives thousands of other soulless douchebags the permission  to do the same.

This week Bill lectures us  that if someone is poor, it is because there is a reason. Wanna guess what the reasons Bill gives for poverty are?  I wonder if its their own damn fault?

Mike MacRae is on fire this week,!  Ron Paul announced he  has stopped actively  campaigning and it gives us the perfect excuse to have Mike to his hysterical Ron Paul impression, that may be a show favorite.  We learn the 4 rules of Ron Paul: three are funny,  one racist.

Jesse Ventura tells us what he's do in a debate.

We go back into the archives to talk with Jese Ventura and what he would do if he was allowed into the Republican debates. If you have never had the pleasure of laughing at James Adomian’s impression of Jesse Ventura, you are about to.

Plus Jay Tomlinson from The Best of the Left Podcast,  has a big new idea for people who support progressive talk.
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With: Frank Conniff, Mike MacRae, Robert Yasumura, Paul Gilmartin

The Jimmy Dore Show may 11, 2012

The Jimmy Dore Show may 11, 2012
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This Week:

A Christian pastor in Louisiana has a message for parents of gay children: Punch them.  I wish I were kidding, but I am not. My question is where does this guy hide is Bette Midler cd’s? Because the only kind of person who says that kind stuff is fighting his own gay battle in his head.  His denial of instigating violence against gay children is laughable, so there’s that.

Underwear Bomber Alert: The CIA says the successfully thwarted another underwear bomber from blowing up a plane. We take a hard look at Islam and if it is really the cause for violence critics ay it is. We take a call from Imam who explains the Koran does not advocate violence, but is being ironic, like an alternative comedian.

Mitt Romeny calls in

Mitt Romney has run into more problems with credibility, and fails to correct a woman questioner who says President Obama is a traitor.  Come on, its not like he can correct everyone who accuses the president of treason right in front of him., what do you think he is Superman?

We dig into the archives at KPFK to find some old listener complaints. Even 300 years ago liberals were having trouble understanding comedy too.
With Frank Conniff, Mike MacRae, Suzanne Monk, Robert Yasumura

The Jimmy Dore Show may 4, 2012

The Jimmy Dore Show may 4, 2012

This Week:

Steve Rosenfield has some tough words about “bullying”: “It gets better, but not much”. It is a hilarious look at bullying that gets the show off to a flying start!

Sean Hannity has some heartfelt advice for people who are going poor and food insecure: “Eat more beans and quit whining”. Of course you know that I’m not kidding. Fox News seems to have an endless supply of millionaires willing to go on T.V. and lecture poor people on how good they have it.

Peace Prize winner Barack Obama & Alfred Nobel

Nobel Peace prize winner Barack Obama is being accused of bragging about killing a guy. No matter, everyone comes to his defense to remind you that putting out a contract hit requires real courage and moral fortitude, even Jesus said so.

Rep. Peter King doesn't only look like the asshole from Tommy Boy

Bill Oreilley and Congressman Peter King agree that torture is totally cool and the courageous thing to do. Bill calls in three time to let us know that yes, Jesus is super pro-torture.

The War on Women is a real thing that is happening in congress and republican controlled  legislatures all across the country.  Mitch McConnel says its not happening and he has four republican women that agree with him. Except they don’t, and then we call Mitch to hear how out of touch he can be. Turns out, bat-shit-crazy-out-of-touch.

With Frank Conniff, Mike MacRae, Paul Gilmartin, Steve Rosenfield, Robert Yasumura

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