Archive for June, 2012
Chris Matthews was made to be a modern day t.v. journalist, a born bootlicker who never confronts power or even makes them a teensy bit uncomfortable. This week he excuses his own lack of reporting of the Catholic pedophilia scandal on the poor job the MEDIA did in reporting it. You just can’t make this stuff up folks.
Bill O’Reilley calls in DRUNK again, and even though I didn’t thing it was possible, he’s even funnier than before. Why do I love the drunk Bill so much more than the sober Bill? Am I co-dependent? Well if luvin drunk Bill O’Reilley is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Thanks to Jim Earl for penning this sketch and for sharing more from his new book Mourning Remembrances.
Ron Paul has always been consistent when it comes to railing against welfare of any kind. He is against medicare, medicaid, head start, food stamps, gov. student loans, social security, mortgage relief, public education, The Fed, ….etc. Bet you can’t guess who is also cashing a social security check every month? Yes, Mr. Consitent himself, Ron Paul. SO we called him and asked him to explain this contradiction in another over the top hilarious performance Mike MacRae.
Plus Mitt Romney calls in to swear at us and makes us crack up like a bunch of 4th graders in a sketch written the multi talented Frank Conniff. And Stef Zamorano, host of the popular podcast “Comedy & Everything Else”, drops a very funny and timely rant on us, she may not have all the answers, but she is the proud owner of a Vagina!
Pat Robertson serves us up some hysterically ignorant ideas on homosexuality and lesbians. With Frank Conniff and Steve Rosenfield.
The MIss USA contest was held again for the benefit of men who haven’t discovered pornography yet, and they asked each contestant if they thought evolution should be taught in schools. It’s a little worse than I thought it would be.
Bill O’Reilley calls in drunk, admits to taking bath salts and screams “I’m eating my face!”
Welcome to the first episode of our new show taped at the CurrentTV studios and airing on The Young Turks Network.
This week we tackle the Facebooks public offering, the media’s coverage of the Bin Laden death, John McCain advice on picking a Vice-President, and Jamie Dimon is kind of 100% full of shit.
Fox News discussed the Colorado Ballot initiative to legalize pot, and we break it down with Cenk Uyger and Michael Sure on TYT!
After this aired, I got tweeted by the VP of Meat Glue (not kidding) and he was very upset, but had noting factual to say.
Americas favorite gangster, Jamie Dimon, was grilled by the Senate Banking Comitttee, and when I say “grilled” I mean they treated him like you would treat anyone who has bought you with him money. I’m not saying the bought and paid senators didn’t do their jobs, I’m just saying that if they would’ve gone any easier on him they would’ve gotten gay married.
Mitt Romney says that we don’t need more cops, fireman, or teachers. In fact he says that the American people don’t want them. Boy does this guy have his finger on the pulse or what? Yes, the people are in the streets clamoring for less teachers and more tax breaks for the wealthy.
Mike MacRae treats us to another swear fest as Mitt Romney in a hilarious sketch written by Frank Conniff. DRUNK Bill Oreilley calls in and tells us his “two Jews walk into a bar” joke that he heard from Nixon in a hysterical sketch written by Jim Earl.