Archive for September, 2012
Luke Russert is considered the luckiest intern in the world who got his job the old fashioned way, be born into it and then wait for your father to die. Mike MacRae does the funniest impression of him in a sketch written my Frank Conniff. After you listen you won’t be able to stop saying “Both Sides do it!”.
Join Jimmy and a celebrity panel as they skewer todays talking heads, newsmakers and other celebrities. Its a raucous blend of stand-up, sketch, and videos of people saying some of the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard. With Frank Conniff, Paul Gilmartin and more!
Saturday Sept. 29 @ 8pm
Mitt Romney made the only mistake you can not make in politics, he accidentally told the truth. Of course I am speaking of the infamous 47% tape where he calls half the country “victims with an entitlement mentality who won’t take responsibility for their lives”. And then it gets really bad.
We have the Republican Presidential nominee sitting in with us for the entire show and he actually answers some of our questions about all of this. Mike MacRae, AMerica’s greatest impressionist, who does the best Mitt Romney impression in the country, thrills us for the hour and tempers all my anger for Mitt Romney with well timed jokes. Big thanks to Mike MacRae!
The Forbes Magazine named the 400 wealthiest Americans in their latest edition, and Mitt Romney was not on it. He got so angry that he had Bain buy the company, fire everyone, and gave all their wives cancer.
For some reason the Sunday news talk show all love to book LIz Cheney. I can understand why she is such a good “get”, seeing that she is the daughter of a war criminal, she is more than qualified to pontificate about everything.
Bill Oreilley calls and is a little drunk again. He is upset with our treatment of Romney and wants to straighten us out about it!
Mitt Romney caricature by DonkeyHotey
Mitt Romney sits in for the entire show! ANd we let him have it right off the bat with some jokes over his deft handling of the Lybian crisis. Plus Mitt tries to pretend he’s a regular person again by bragging that his wife Ann just bought him a 3-pack of shirts from Costco. Wow, turns out MItt doesn’t spend $800 on every shirt I buy, and he has the receipt to prove it! Of course he isn’t going to show you the receipt, that would just give the democrats more ammunition.
The chicago teachers union is strikingfor the first time in 25 years, and its not over money. Let me repeat that, it is
not over money. Which is surprising seeing that most people who go into teaching are doing it just for the money and prestige.
We take a look at the Chicago strike through the eyes of Bob Beckel, who is the resident democrat on the fox news panel, which means he’s not a liberal or a democrat. And turns out he doesn’t support teacher unions either. That is one hell of a democrat huh?
Plus Barack Obama gave a speech in which he promised to kill the people involved in the Lybia embassy attack. Now I guess I expect him to have to do that, but what makes it seem genuinely creepy is when thousands of people cheer it. I ask if we can plea stop cheering for killing other people sons and daughters.
I make the case that terrorists have fundamentally changed who we are as a people, and Barack Obama calls in to dispute and clarify. He makes the case that AMerican values will not be changed by acts of terror. And I agree with him. IN fact I was just bragging to a guy feeling me up at the airport about how tough Americans are and how we don’t let terrorists change us.
ANd the president calls in to explain what will happen if there is one more terrorist attack on America. (think Logan’s run)
Mitt Romney joins us for the first half hour! We got the Governor on the phone and he helps us break down the DNC coverage and his impression of the Democrats message.
We learn about Mitt’s other children and all his extra “draft Horse wives” who carried most of their them.
And Mitt gives us his customary swear off!
Kay Bailey Hutchinsonis not only a republican because her name sounds like a jewelry store, but because she is also suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. She is given the the impossible task of explaining why women should vote for Romney and the Republicans, and we make fun of it.
Solodad Obrienis turning out to be a real journalist who is setting a new standard for TV news people. I know what you are thinking: when did they have an “old standard”??? Maybe it is because the news media sucks so hard that Solodad Obrien asking an obvious question stands out like a sore thumb.
Tea Party Express Chairperson, Amy Kremer recently tweeted “We need a president that luv’s our country”. Now I’m no detective, but to me that sounds kind of like “dog whistle”politics. See, Obama is a secret Muslim foreigner and has black skin.
Solodad confronted her on what exactly she meant by that, and what follows is some of the most cringe worthy backpedaling by one of the most ill equipped ignoramus’s I’ve ever seen on a news show.
Bill Oreilley calls in to make us laugh in a sketch written by Frank Conniff.
Mike MacRae , the worlds greatest impressionist, is the voice of Mitt Romney, Tom Brokaw, and Bill Orielly
Mitt Romney Image courtesy of DonkeyHotey