Archive for September, 2012
Mitt Romney sits in for the entire show! ANd we let him have it right off the bat with some jokes over his deft handling of the Lybian crisis. Plus Mitt tries to pretend he’s a regular person again by bragging that his wife Ann just bought him a 3-pack of shirts from Costco. Wow, turns out MItt doesn’t spend $800 on every shirt I buy, and he has the receipt to prove it! Of course he isn’t going to show you the receipt, that would just give the democrats more ammunition.
The chicago teachers union is strikingfor the first time in 25 years, and its not over money. Let me repeat that, it is
not over money. Which is surprising seeing that most people who go into teaching are doing it just for the money and prestige.
We take a look at the Chicago strike through the eyes of Bob Beckel, who is the resident democrat on the fox news panel, which means he’s not a liberal or a democrat. And turns out he doesn’t support teacher unions either. That is one hell of a democrat huh?
Plus Barack Obama gave a speech in which he promised to kill the people involved in the Lybia embassy attack. Now I guess I expect him to have to do that, but what makes it seem genuinely creepy is when thousands of people cheer it. I ask if we can plea stop cheering for killing other people sons and daughters.
I make the case that terrorists have fundamentally changed who we are as a people, and Barack Obama calls in to dispute and clarify. He makes the case that AMerican values will not be changed by acts of terror. And I agree with him. IN fact I was just bragging to a guy feeling me up at the airport about how tough Americans are and how we don’t let terrorists change us.
ANd the president calls in to explain what will happen if there is one more terrorist attack on America. (think Logan’s run)
Mitt Romney joins us for the first half hour! We got the Governor on the phone and he helps us break down the DNC coverage and his impression of the Democrats message.
We learn about Mitt’s other children and all his extra “draft Horse wives” who carried most of their them.
And Mitt gives us his customary swear off!
Kay Bailey Hutchinsonis not only a republican because her name sounds like a jewelry store, but because she is also suffers from Stockholm Syndrome. She is given the the impossible task of explaining why women should vote for Romney and the Republicans, and we make fun of it.
Solodad Obrienis turning out to be a real journalist who is setting a new standard for TV news people. I know what you are thinking: when did they have an “old standard”??? Maybe it is because the news media sucks so hard that Solodad Obrien asking an obvious question stands out like a sore thumb.
Tea Party Express Chairperson, Amy Kremer recently tweeted “We need a president that luv’s our country”. Now I’m no detective, but to me that sounds kind of like “dog whistle”politics. See, Obama is a secret Muslim foreigner and has black skin.
Solodad confronted her on what exactly she meant by that, and what follows is some of the most cringe worthy backpedaling by one of the most ill equipped ignoramus’s I’ve ever seen on a news show.
Bill Oreilley calls in to make us laugh in a sketch written by Frank Conniff.
Mike MacRae , the worlds greatest impressionist, is the voice of Mitt Romney, Tom Brokaw, and Bill Orielly
Mitt Romney Image courtesy of DonkeyHotey
Chris Hardball actually calls Mitt Romney out for his blatant race baiting, a truth that is obvious to everyone except news people. But Chris Hardball made the mistake of doing it in front of Tom Brokaw, who disagrees with him and quickly sets the journalistic universe right again with a million dollar false equivalency.
Then we get to witness a room full of
corporate assholes “newspeople”run from the truth at full speed, and manage to leave the viewer thinking that race baiting is somehow a problem that both parties have to deal with. Its the Fourth Estate at is worst, with the exception of Chris Hardball, as unusual as that may be.
Paul Ryan gave a speech that broke records for lying and misinformation. He was so egregious that even FOX NEWS debunked and humiliated him.
Mike MacRae cracks us up with a show favorite Chris Christie phone call, and Ron Paul calls into to explain his refusal to lend his full endorsement of Mitt Romeny and denounce his sone Rand. Both hilarious calls written by Frank Conniff!