Steve Rosenfield reminds us all that it is Easter, and asks us to remember that we aren’t all equal and our god is real and others gods are made up.
(Homo)Robo calls were unleashed in Wisconson to urge people to vote against “homosexuality” aka Mitt Romney, and for “Straight Marriage” and a “Straight Military” aka Rick “I’m always thinking about gay guys penis’s” Santorum. We play the call and it does amuse us.
Larry Platt is the executive director of “Gun Owners of AMerica”, so right off the bat you know this guy is “down-to-earth” and sensible. He has my favorite take on the Trayvon Martin case, are you ready for this? He says that Trayvon Martin was at fault because, and I swear I am not making this up, is was his responsibility to run away. Its just those kinds of mental gymnastics that keeps America winning the “death by guns” gold medal every year.
Bill Oreilley is angry about the Trayvon Martin case. No, he’s not upset that a 17 year old black kid was gunned down for no reason. And no, he’s not upset that, to this day, the killer has not been arrested or charged with a crime . What Bill is upset about is that the media is keeping the spotlight on this case! Yes, its funny that Bill never had time to be upset at any of the actually upsetting things about this case, but is outraged that others in the media keep reminding us that this horrible situation is still horrible.
Plus we play some tape from the Bill Orielly show where Geraldo Rivera was pointing out how Bill was exploiting a personal tragedy to make a cheap poitical point, you know, doing the exact thing Bill is pretending to hate about the Trayvon case. Bravo.
Martin Luther King’s niece was a guest on FoxNews recently. And why wouldn’t she go on fox? I mean, who else is going to
lend credibility to a bunch of race baiters besides the niece of a civil rights leader who was gunned down by a white racist? It is nice to see here take some time off from her usual crusade, turning women who are seeking abortions into criminals, to stop by foxnews and call Trayvon a “late abortion”. Again, not kidding.
Jerry Sandusky can not seem to stop speaking into microphones about just how much he likes hanging out with kids. An unorthodox strategy to fight molestation charges to say the least. But it turns out after decades of committing child rape, Jerry Sanduysky is the real victim here and that lands him in this weeks Oh My God segment.
Yes the liberals who own the media wont put conservatives on TV. Don’t believe me? Just as him, or Kelsey Grammer, Drew Carey, or Patricia Heaton.
The Catholic Church is upset about Obamacare mandating they provide contraception coverage to their employees. Chris Mathews brings on a “Catholic Scholar” who explains that the Catholic Church are also victims. It seems to be a theme this week or something, but yes even one of largest and most powerful institutions in the world is also a victim and they are tired of being “beaten up”! I swear I am not making any of this up.
Gay Marriage has now passed he New Jersey Legislature and Chris Christie calls in to explain why he is against it. Bill Orielley also has his bush in a knot about the Catholic Church and contraception and he calls in to scream a little.
2011 Year in Review!
–First we read from the Ron Paul newsletter! The media is SMEARING Ron Paul by accurately quoting articles from the Ron Paul Newsletter. Have they no shame?
–Chris Christie , the fattest guy in the state, tells workers to tighten their belts. Plus he takes a vacation during a state snow emergency and calls us to complain about it.
–Bill Oreilley doesn’t know why the tide comes in at night and he is very, very loud about it. He is also outraged about our coverage of the Japan Tsunami and calls in to let us know
–ARNOLD Schwartzenegger groped a woman so hard– that IT MADE A BABY! and he calls in to respond to his love child crisis.
–Democratic Strategist Pete D’Aelessnadro fills us in on the IOWA Caucuses and the crazy way to choose a candidate.
–Sarah Palin talks about the real victims of the Gabby Giffords shooting- her and Glenn Beck.
–Henry Phillips treats us to a song about screwing things up!
Even though his wife moved out and bought her own house and has started dating a Nassau county policeman, Bill Oreilley still wont get a divorce.
Why? Because he is catholic, and Catholics don’t get divorced, they get annulments. What’s an annulment? Thats when your wife is such a huge whore that even Jesus agrees with you.
- Barack Obama calls in and reads from a three year old speech.
- Turns out it was the gays that killed the birds and fish in Arkansas
- Ann Coulter says teachers are useless.
- Rick Perry, Bill Oreiley and Chris Christie call in
- Vice Chairman of GM says workers make too much, and defends two million dollars executive pay as “modest”.
- Laura Ingrahm and Ann Coulter trash Sarah Palin
With Frank Conniff, Robert Yasumura, Paul Gilmartin, Mike MaCrae