Mitt Romney won Michigan, proving that 3% of the people in his home state like him more than a stranger who is a maniac and against college and contraception. He also has another gaff to fix. After telling poor people that their concerns were not his concerns, and then sharing that the trees in Michigan are all the right height, and that his wife drives a “Couple of Cadilacs” , he now tries to connect with Nascar fans, not by attending a Nascar event, but by telling them he has friends who OWN some Nascar race teams. He is just a brilliant politician.
Foster Friess, Rick Santorum’s bilionaire who is bankrolling his presidential campaign donned a sweater vest and gave quite a speech introducing Rick Santorum at CPAC. I knew he was white, wealthy, and conservative, so it was just a matter of time before he got to the part about him being a victim of discrimination, and Foster did not disappoint!
Rip Torn is at it again in the latest installment of “Rip Torn’s Hollywood Drunk Tank”!. Rip talks about the sad story of actress Sean Young trying to crash the party after the Oscars, slapping a security guard and getting cuffed and arrested. Turns out Sean Young and Rip are old drinking buddies and Rip has some hilarious stories to tell .
Rick Santorum says if you go to college you are a SNOB! And we’ve got the video tape to prove it. The rails came off officially this week for Rick, and it has been a blast to watch. We break down Rick Santorums praise of ignorance and try to figure out just what the fuck is wrong with that guy.
Bill Orielley has had it with us bashing Santorum and he calls in to straighten me out about college and to explain the contradiction of Rick Santorum being a college graduate calling the president a “Snob” for encouraging kids to go to college.
Jerry Sandusky can not seem to stop speaking into microphones about just how much he likes hanging out with kids. An unorthodox strategy to fight molestation charges to say the least. But it turns out after decades of committing child rape, Jerry Sanduysky is the real victim here and that lands him in this weeks Oh My God segment.
Yes the liberals who own the media wont put conservatives on TV. Don’t believe me? Just as him, or Kelsey Grammer, Drew Carey, or Patricia Heaton.
The Catholic Church is upset about Obamacare mandating they provide contraception coverage to their employees. Chris Mathews brings on a “Catholic Scholar” who explains that the Catholic Church are also victims. It seems to be a theme this week or something, but yes even one of largest and most powerful institutions in the world is also a victim and they are tired of being “beaten up”! I swear I am not making any of this up.
Gay Marriage has now passed he New Jersey Legislature and Chris Christie calls in to explain why he is against it. Bill Orielley also has his bush in a knot about the Catholic Church and contraception and he calls in to scream a little.