Protesters are occupying Chris Christie’s pants, they mistook them for a sausage tent. He calls in to explain.
Ron Paul clears up his racist past by calling in and saying some racist stuff.
Rick Perry calls in to reflect on the campaign and Herman Cain’s nakedness.
Tony Blankly dies and we reflect on what it means to lose a true gentleman and an important talking head who specialized in lying for money.
Reporter from Iowa says we have a Raucous Caucus.
Rick Perry’s plan for Iraq: send troops BACK in to Iraq, at the speed of light!