If it’s in Jaysis’ names..wouldn’t that be a 3-party check and real hard to cash?

Does Antonin “Fat Tony” Scalia shop at the St. Vincent de Paul thrift store….Ad they say in my House…”That’s some bad…Asshat Tony”

A Mu-Mu because St. Ricky got all the sweater vests. BTW, the million bucks i9ncludes the tithe…

The SS Vatican is sinking so of course the Ratz be leavin, eh?

Pope-in is “hard” work? It’s a dirty job, but…t

The College of Cardinals is ranked no 1 in Pee Wee league play…As Paul Cardinal Bear Bryant said…Be God or be gone.

Filling seats…practice makes Infallible…So the Cardinals think God’s name is Mikey. Let’s let Mikey just Do It!

So when did the Pope get “term-limited”?

He has always been a little “Light…in the loafers”? I hear that when the Farewall Tour ends…Benny Ratz is going to Graceland, no wait Disneyland. 3 men in Blah Mercedes!

The Castle is a “fixer-upper” room?

Steve R. is Omnipresent…don’t know what that means but it’s you know, like…everywhere.

Casper was merely the “beta’ model…

Frank put “words” in God’s ….mouth?

So Health Care is like rent in NYC…too damned high!

age 62, 63…are nit going to be subsidized…the Big Insurance Combine will be subsidized, more or less in their names.

I want Ron Paul to be pope. It makes perfect sense because he is everything that fits the pope besides molesting children.

He is anti gay, is so Christian he ignores facts like evolution, he is anti woman, and anti poor people.

Ron Paul is also racist but I don’t think that is a qualification of being pope.

I hope you like the idea of Ron Paul for pope as much as I do.

Ron Paul should definately be Pope, If nothing else, it will get him out of our country. As to racism, the Pope’s are so racist they usually don’t let anyone but Italians be Pope. GO RON PAUL!

Just turned my 15 year old daughter onto the Jimmy Dore Show. She loves it! It will be all over her high school in days.